All fans... males, females, and sissies alike are invited to create humiliating videos of themselves for my amusement and financial gain. Pay close attention to the following information because this assignment has some strict rules. All videos submitted must be created specifically for this assignment, I do not want some sloppy seconds that you created for your own amusement instead of mine. In order to prove that your video was created especially for my amusement you will incorporate and display a readable sign with the website address "www.RealBlackmail.com" visible at some point during your video. Write it on your forehead if you must but make sure that this element is present before submitting your video!
Videos that solely concentrate on you pulling your pud and spewing your stupid juices all over yourself will be deleted. This means that you are expected to actually put some effort into creating a humiliating video that will make me laugh my ass off without depending on your laughable penis size to be the main attraction. I already know that your penis is likely the biggest joke of all but you will simply have to find a better way to make me laugh. You should have no trouble demonstrating how much of a remedial mother fucker you are despite this small limitation.
ASSIGNMENT RULES AND REGULATIONS
(All submitted videos must comply to the following requirements)
1. You must be over 21 to submit videos for my amusement.
2. While I do have a wicked and twisted sense of humor, I do
not find anything involving children or animals amusing ever!
(Unless You're The Animal In Question Of Course! Hahahaha!)
3. Your video must be a created just for this assignment and must
visibly contain the website address as mentioned above to prove that
you created this video solely with my personal amusement in mind!
4. By submitting your video you are giving me permission to
use it in anyway that I desire. Videos that are amusing will be
featured here in my diary and other places on the internet for
the entire world to see and laugh at too. If you're worried about
being recognized then I suggest that you disguise your identity.
5. Video submissions should be sent via email but if your file is
too large to be emailed then you will download msn messenger
and send it that way instead. If you need to send your video
via msn email me and I will arrange a time for you to send it.